Friday, June 26, 2009

Yes Hugo, you are a god

In the category for best picture ever taken of a real man:














Keep in mind this guy is Megatron, V, Elrond and Agent Smith.

The only logical next step is for him to play Zod and then fly to heaven and take over as Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

Classic That Guy of the Week

This Guy, Glenn Morshower -- he's played the military dude in every movie made since they started making talkies. He's also a motivational speaker in real life. One of my favorite That Guys.










From the IMDB trivia section: "As an actor he has played the role of no less than 53 different law enforcement/military personnel: 22 Police/Law enforcement officers; 21 Military Personnel; and 10 Government agents. Recently he has played the role of quite a few Secret Service Agents."

I'll go ahead and say what we're all thinking: I think this guy could get us out of Iraq by Wednesday.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Must Love Jaws

Nice. /Film gets credit for the find.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Ponzi: The Bernie Madoff Story

IDEA: Bernie Madoff Biopic
TITLES: Ponzi, Get Rich or Die Tryin' or, simply, Asshole
CASTING: I see three ways out of this - Bradley Cooper as Madoff, with great aging makeup; Cooper as the younger Madoff and Stanley Tucci as the thief in winter or, most outrageously...Saul Rubinek for the whole picture.
TRAILER: Studio logo. We HEAR a room of investors fretting over their money. Suddenly, the room goes DEAD. CU on a pair of patent leather Italian shoes walking, panning up to reveal the wearer in a Brooks Brothers suit. This is BERNARD L. MADOFF. He leans over, palms splayed down onto the table. "Hi there. I'm Bernie Madoff. Now who wants to make some goddamned money?" Punch into the O'Jay's For the Love of Money and this disco just got hot.

C'mon H-town...let's light this candle.



From the Vault: Little Superstar

Still one of the four or five best videos of the YT era.

Casting Aspersions

Some random casting thoughts:

For a Robert Frost biopic and/or film wherein Robert Frost appears, I would go with James Fox (or his brother Edward, for that matter). Were the Brothers Fox not available, Michael Moriarty with a wig would work -- there's something reminiscent of Frost in his eyes.








If anyone needs a Hitler in the next few years, I'm thinking Michael Emerson from Lost. He's an excellent actor (Emmy lock this year?), and the eyes and mouth line up for me. Stick a toothbrush 'stache on the man, and you've got your cinematic "Biggest Jerk Ever".