1.) Christian Bale needs to go see a throat doctor or oncologist. Seriously, I'm worried about the kid.
2.) Open heart/ heart transplant surgery in the desert. C'mon guys.
3.) Where in the hell are they getting all these submarines, A-10s, morphine, and firearms? Wouldn't the machines IMMEDIATELY wreck shop on all that stuff like 10 minutes after they nuked the planet?
4.) What happened to the laser canons from T1 & T2?
5.) Wasn't Bryce Canyon Dallas Texas Howard a veterinarian when she was played by Claire Danes in the last one? Is it an easy jump from cleaning dog teeth to performing major organ transplants in the desert? Because I need work, and I'm pretty sure I can clean dog teeth.
6.) How does Nick Stahl morph into Christian "tracheotomy talker" Bale? No amount of growl-talking, battling and sexing BCDTH can do that to a man.
7.) A Terminator picture without Arnold is...kind of like an Indiana Jones picture without Harrison. You're sort of missing the point.
8.) Why would the Machines be harvesting people? Did they watch the Matrix too many times? Are they just bored? Seriously, just wipe out the meat bags and be done with it.
9.) There is never a compelling primary villain.
10.) It didn't need to exist.
Thing right with T4:
1.) Anton Yelchin's killer, dead-on mini Michael Biehn. The kid is the goods.
Things wrong with Star Trek:
1.) It's too awesome.
2.) Bruce Greenwood almost causes an implosion from his effortless cool (he should have been the next Harrison Ford when Harrison Ford retired from being Harrison Ford after Clear & Present Danger.) Harrison Ford sounds like the name of a car dealership.
3.) Uhura should have been in every frame.
One word: Uhura.
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